2 Things You Need To Learn About Life

1. Learn how to party

Seriously no one likes a party pooper. Learn how to have fun safely. No need for drugs or alcohol just have some fun and dance a little.

2. Seriously learn how to dance

You liked how I used the word seriously twice there. Take that modern writing teachers. O yeah get down with your bad self.

O yeah I was supposed to write like ten of these things like all new modern articles but yeah take that internet.