Wednesday, January 29, 2014

2 Things You Need To Learn About Life

1. Learn how to party

Seriously no one likes a party pooper. Learn how to have fun safely. No need for drugs or alcohol just have some fun and dance a little.

2. Seriously learn how to dance

You liked how I used the word seriously twice there. Take that modern writing teachers. O yeah get down with your bad self.

O yeah I was supposed to write like ten of these things like all new modern articles but yeah take that internet.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

benefits of meditation

     So here are some benefits of meditation I have found.

1. It helps you with not wanting to kill people.

2. It helps open up your breath so you do not feel suffocated.

Seriously after a few minutes of just being with your breath you feel amazing.

That's it meditation helps you breath and not want to kill people. Now go and meditate!