1. Learn how to party
Seriously no one likes a party pooper. Learn how to have fun safely. No need for drugs or alcohol just have some fun and dance a little.
2. Seriously learn how to dance
You liked how I used the word seriously twice there. Take that modern writing teachers. O yeah get down with your bad self.
O yeah I was supposed to write like ten of these things like all new modern articles but yeah take that internet.